Unfettered Will Fare the Fenris Wolf

I remember when you were my itty-bitty “baby Karl.”

And now you’re so much more.

You’re my little

Papa,

Captain Slaps,

Lord Bunsnballs,

BoBo

Sugar Dumpling,

Sugar Dumps,

‘Sug Dump,’

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar,

Googles McDougals,

and Lil’ Cockblocker.

You’re my special little guy.

And your boogers are full of sugar.

Happy birthday, Wolfman.

Momma loves you ever so.